"Editorial abstract illustration evoking the emotional arc of a song titled "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" by Stars of the Lid. Calm throughout, barely shifting. balanced composition. Mood: calm, contemplative. Visual style: 2000s digital editorial aesthetic. Painterly, grainy film texture, muted palette with strategic accent colors. The composition should read left-to-right like a timeline — calm on one side, intensifying toward the other. Strictly no faces, no text, no logos, no literal objects, no band imagery. Pure color-field abstraction with emotional weight. 16:9 editorial format."
December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface
Stars of the Lid
The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid (2001)
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Deep calm, gentler than 100% of our 19,209 measured songs — measures out best for sleep.
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December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface by Stars of the Lid is 60 BPM — Adagio (slow).
Half-time 30 BPM · Double-time 120 BPM · released 2001
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Song DNA
Notes: The piece features a serene and ambient soundscape with smooth textures, creating a calming atmosphere. Its gentle dynamics and lack of sudden changes make it suitable for relaxation.
Misophonia Triggers
Recommended for: focus meditation relaxation
An ambient composition that evokes a tranquil and reflective mood, characterized by its lush soundscapes and minimalistic approach.
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Moods: calm, contemplative
Traditions: ambient
Quiet Track
"December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" sits at 60 BPM. Built for stillness.
This is well below typical speech rhythm. The body reads slow tempo as permission to rest. Smooth texture and instrumental keep the foreground spare. Good candidates for use: falling asleep, processing a hard day, slow mornings, study sessions where the music must not pull at you. Avoid for any task that needs alertness — the piece works against it.
How this song sits on each sensory axis
A dynamic range of 3/10 places this song in the "steady volume" band. Loudness stays within a narrow window from start to finish — you won't be ambushed by a louder section if you set the volume at the opening.
Sudden changes: none. Transitions are musically signaled — nothing will surprise you if you're only half-listening.
Texture: smooth.
Predictability is high — the song telegraphs what it will do next. A sensory-sensitive listener can usually guess where it's going without close attention.
Vocal style: instrumental.
Where this sits in Stars of the Lid's catalog
We have 20 songs from Stars of the Lid in the library. Of those, 20 are rated Safe, 0 Moderate, and 0 Intense. This song's dynamic range of 3/10 sits below the artist average of 3.9, making it the #17 most dynamic track of theirs in our library.
Other tracks from The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid
We have 13 songs from this album. Overall, the album leans safe in sensory profile.
- Requiem for Dying Mothers Part 1 — safe DR 3
- Requiem for Dying Mothers Part 2 — safe DR 3
- The Tired Sounds — safe DR 4
- A Meaningful Moment — safe DR 4
- Tired Leaves — safe DR 3
- Music Tapes for Dying Children — safe DR 5
- Central Texas — safe DR 4
- Even If You're Never Awake — safe DR 4
- Piano Aquarelle — safe DR 4
- Finger Paintings of the Insane — safe DR 3
- An Hiatus — safe DR 3
- Articulate Silences — safe DR 3
2001 context
Released in 2001. We have 324 songs from that year in our library, averaging a dynamic range of 6.3/10. This track is quieter / less dynamic than the year average. Explore more from the 2000s.
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Traditions
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How fast is "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface"?
60 BPM — Very slow (ballad / ambient)
For running
Too slow for most running; good for warm-up walks or cool-down.
For workouts
Warm-up, cool-down, yoga, stretching.
For daily life
Sleep, meditation, reading, focus work.
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When "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" works, and when it doesn't
Use-case verdicts computed from the song's tempo, dynamics, and sensory profile.
✓
Focus / studying
Yes — low-variance volume, no surprises, steady tempo. The ideal study-music profile.
✗
Running / workout
No — 60 BPM is too slow for sustained cardio.
✓
Sleep / winding down
Yes — low intensity, no surprises, slow tempo. Use as a sleep-playlist anchor.
✓
Driving / road trip
Yes — predictable enough for safe driving attention, interesting enough to stay engaged.
✓
Cooking / dinner background
Yes — sits in the background without demanding attention.
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Emotional release / catharsis
Not really — it's pleasant but doesn't hit hard enough for cathartic listening.
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Why this rating
We rate this song Safe because its dynamic range stays within our low-variance band, there are no unsignaled changes, and the texture and vocal style are both in the low-fatigue range. Our methodology uses an AND rule for Safe — a song has to clear every dimension to earn the rating.
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8/100 intensity
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Rating last reviewed: 2026-04-17. Reviewed by the Music I Want editorial team against the documented methodology.
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By the numbers: how this song compares
Computed from this song’s place among the 19,209 songs we’ve measured.
Where it sits in 19,000 songs
This sits near the calm end of everything we've measured — gentler than 100% of the 19,209 songs in the library. Its intensity reading of 8/100 comes from a dynamic range of 3/10, smooth texture, no sudden shifts, and instrumental. Relatively few songs occupy this exact corner of the spectrum.
What makes it unusual
What stands out most about this song is deep calm: more extreme on that axis than 100% of everything we've measured. At the far opposite end of the library sit the songs built on full chaos — sudden changes, huge quiet-to-loud swings, and relentless energy — the kind of track this one is the counterpoint to.
Feels almost identical to
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Closest matches by feel across all 19,209 measured songs — not by genre or artist, by how they actually move.
What it’s good for
Sleep10/10
Focus9/10
Workout0/10
Dinner6/10
Party / hype0/10
Scored from this song’s tempo, intensity, dynamics and texture — not crowd votes.
2001 in context
The 324 songs we’ve measured from 2001 average a dynamic range of 6.3/10. At 3/10, this track is gentler and steadier than its year.
Mixes smoothly with
Within a few BPM and close in feel — they flow without a jarring transition.
The fingerprint
Intensity8
Dynamics22
Tempo11
Surprise0
Density0
Predictability0
Vocal force0
Trigger load0
The 8-dimension measurement behind every rating on this page.
Frequently asked about "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface"
Quick answers pulled from the song's sensory analysis.
What is the BPM of "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" by Stars of the Lid?
"December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" by Stars of the Lid has a tempo of 60 BPM (Adagio (slow)). At half-time that is 30 BPM, and at double-time 120 BPM.
What is the sensory intensity of "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" by Stars of the Lid?
"December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" by Stars of the Lid rates as Low-Intensity. Dynamic range 3/10, no sudden changes, smooth texture. Our Low-Intensity rating means no single dimension triggers the higher-intensity thresholds.
How loud is "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" — what is its dynamic range?
"December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" has a dynamic range of 3/10. This places it in the steady-volume band — loudness stays within a narrow window start to finish.
Does "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" have sudden or surprising changes?
No. "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" has no sudden unsignaled changes. Every transition is musically telegraphed.
What is "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" best for?
In our library "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" is recommended for: focus, meditation, relaxation. These tags are assigned only where the song's sensory profile genuinely supports the use case.
When was "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" released?
"December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" is from 2001, on the album "The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid". It appears in our 2000s catalog.
What is the emotional mood of "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface"?
We tag "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" as calm, contemplative. Moods are tonal descriptors based on how the song reads emotionally — separate from the sensory intensity axes.
What is the vocal style of "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface"?
The vocal style is instrumental.
Is "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" good for running?
Not really — at 60 BPM it's below most running cadences. Better for warm-up, cool-down, or walking. Recreational runners typically step at 140-175 BPM.
Is "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" good for studying?
Yes — low dynamic range (3/10) and no sudden changes means the song stays in the background without pulling focus.
Can I use "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" for sleep?
Yes — it clears every sleep-music criterion: low intensity, minimal dynamic range, no surprises. Use as a wind-down or sleep-playlist anchor.
Should I listen to "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface"?
If you want gentle, low-arousal music, "December Hunting for Vegetarian Fuckface" is a solid pick — Low-Intensity across every sensory dimension.
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