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Damn These Vampires

The Mountain Goats
All Eternals Deck (2011)
Safe 130 BPM
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Easy, low-key calm, gentler than 84% of our 19,209 measured songs — measures out best for focus.
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Damn These Vampires by The Mountain Goats is 130 BPM — Allegro (fast).

Half-time 65 BPM · Double-time 260 BPM · released 2011

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Song DNA

Dynamic Range3/10
Sudden Changesnone
Texturesmooth
Predictabilityhigh
Vocal Styledynamic vocals
Notes: Gentle acoustic guitar with delicate brush-stick drums, subtle piano, and xylophone sprinkles create an understated, nestling melody without harsh or abrupt elements. The production is soft and affable, ideal for sensitive listening.

Misophonia Triggers

Mouth Soundsnone
Percussive Clicksnone
Breathing Soundsnone
Repetitive Micro-soundsnone

A tuneful indie folk opener with poetic lyrics about vampiric allure and hidden dread, featuring gentle acoustic riffs, shuffling drums, and John Darnielle's determined vocals.

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Moods: contemplative, introspective, melancholy

Traditions: indie folk

Pacing Guide

"Damn These Vampires" runs at 130 BPM — cruise pace territory.

For runners: match cadence to BPM and the song does half the work. Texture stays smooth; vocals sit dynamic. Nothing in the arrangement asks for your attention mid-stride. Good as a steady-state track; less useful for interval work where you want explicit tempo shifts.

How this song sits on each sensory axis

A dynamic range of 3/10 places this song in the "steady volume" band. Loudness stays within a narrow window from start to finish — you won't be ambushed by a louder section if you set the volume at the opening.

Sudden changes: none. Transitions are musically signaled — nothing will surprise you if you're only half-listening.

Texture: smooth.

Predictability is high — the song telegraphs what it will do next. A sensory-sensitive listener can usually guess where it's going without close attention.

Vocal style: dynamic vocals.

Where this sits in The Mountain Goats's catalog

We have 19 songs from The Mountain Goats in the library. Of those, 6 are rated Safe, 10 Moderate, and 3 Intense. This song's dynamic range of 3/10 sits below the artist average of 5.4, making it the #19 most dynamic track of theirs in our library.

2011 context

Released in 2011. We have 373 songs from that year in our library, averaging a dynamic range of 6.4/10. This track is quieter / less dynamic than the year average. Explore more from the 2010s.

Explore by mood and tradition

Moods
contemplative · 3309introspective · 5733melancholy · 5408
Traditions
indie folk · 245

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How fast is "Damn These Vampires"?

130 BPM — Fast (workout / running pace)

For running

Slow jog or recovery run pace. Matches a 120-140 stride-per-minute cadence.

For workouts

Running, cycling, aerobic workouts, dance cardio.

For daily life

Driving, getting ready in the morning, light party.

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When "Damn These Vampires" works, and when it doesn't

Use-case verdicts computed from the song's tempo, dynamics, and sensory profile.

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Focus / studying

Maybe — fine for routine work, but the mid-song changes may pull attention during deep focus.

Running / workout

Yes — 130 BPM sits squarely in the running / cardio band. Matches natural stride cadence.

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Sleep / winding down

Maybe — calm overall, but tempo is a bit high for deep sleep. Better for winding down than falling asleep.

Driving / road trip

Yes — predictable enough for safe driving attention, interesting enough to stay engaged.

Cooking / dinner background

Yes — sits in the background without demanding attention.

Emotional release / catharsis

Yes — this is a song for actively feeling what you came to feel, not for background.

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Why this rating

We rate this song Safe because its dynamic range stays within our low-variance band, there are no unsignaled changes, and the texture and vocal style are both in the low-fatigue range. Our methodology uses an AND rule for Safe — a song has to clear every dimension to earn the rating.

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25/100 intensity

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Rating last reviewed: 2026-04-15. Reviewed by the Music I Want editorial team against the documented methodology.

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By the numbers: how this song compares

Computed from this song’s place among the 19,209 songs we’ve measured.

Where it sits in 19,000 songs

This sits near the calm end of everything we've measured — gentler than 84% of the 19,209 songs in the library. Its intensity reading of 25/100 comes from a dynamic range of 3/10, smooth texture, no sudden shifts, and dynamic vocals. Relatively few songs occupy this exact corner of the spectrum.

What makes it unusual

What stands out most about this song is an unusually steady, even volume: more extreme on that axis than 100% of everything we've measured. At the far opposite end of the library sit the songs built on full chaos — sudden changes, huge quiet-to-loud swings, and relentless energy — the kind of track this one is the counterpoint to.

Feels almost identical to

Closest matches by feel across all 19,209 measured songs — not by genre or artist, by how they actually move.

What it’s good for

Sleep8/10
Focus9/10
Workout4/10
Dinner8/10
Party / hype3/10

Scored from this song’s tempo, intensity, dynamics and texture — not crowd votes.

2011 in context

The 372 songs we’ve measured from 2011 average a dynamic range of 6.4/10. At 3/10, this track is gentler and steadier than its year.

Mixes smoothly with

Within a few BPM and close in feel — they flow without a jarring transition.

The fingerprint

Intensity25
Dynamics22
Tempo50
Surprise0
Density0
Predictability0
Vocal force75
Trigger load0

The 8-dimension measurement behind every rating on this page.

Frequently asked about "Damn These Vampires"

Quick answers pulled from the song's sensory analysis.

What is the BPM of "Damn These Vampires" by The Mountain Goats?

"Damn These Vampires" by The Mountain Goats has a tempo of 130 BPM (Allegro (fast)). At half-time that is 65 BPM, and at double-time 260 BPM.

What is the sensory intensity of "Damn These Vampires" by The Mountain Goats?

"Damn These Vampires" by The Mountain Goats rates as Low-Intensity. Dynamic range 3/10, no sudden changes, smooth texture. Our Low-Intensity rating means no single dimension triggers the higher-intensity thresholds.

How loud is "Damn These Vampires" — what is its dynamic range?

"Damn These Vampires" has a dynamic range of 3/10. This places it in the steady-volume band — loudness stays within a narrow window start to finish.

Does "Damn These Vampires" have sudden or surprising changes?

No. "Damn These Vampires" has no sudden unsignaled changes. Every transition is musically telegraphed.

What is "Damn These Vampires" best for?

In our library "Damn These Vampires" is recommended for: deep listening, focus, relaxation. These tags are assigned only where the song's sensory profile genuinely supports the use case.

When was "Damn These Vampires" released?

"Damn These Vampires" is from 2011, on the album "All Eternals Deck". It appears in our 2010s catalog.

What is the emotional mood of "Damn These Vampires"?

We tag "Damn These Vampires" as contemplative, introspective, melancholy. Moods are tonal descriptors based on how the song reads emotionally — separate from the sensory intensity axes.

What is the vocal style of "Damn These Vampires"?

The vocal style is dynamic vocals.

Is "Damn These Vampires" good for running?

Yes — at 130 BPM it sits in the running-cadence band (120-180 BPM). Match your stride to the beat and it keeps pace with most recreational runners.

Is "Damn These Vampires" good for studying?

Yes — low dynamic range (3/10) and no sudden changes means the song stays in the background without pulling focus.

Can I use "Damn These Vampires" for sleep?

Yes — it clears every sleep-music criterion: low intensity, minimal dynamic range, no surprises. Use as a wind-down or sleep-playlist anchor.

Should I listen to "Damn These Vampires"?

If you want gentle, low-arousal music, "Damn These Vampires" is a solid pick — Low-Intensity across every sensory dimension.

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